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7 Surprisingly Dark '90s Cartoons Aimed At Kids
Nowadays, in light of multiple wars abroad and massive economic decline, the ‘90s are often remembered as a golden age of happiness and prosperity, a time when things were brighter, simpler, more wholesome…except for children’s animation, apparently. In a television world before Adult Swim, Western animators looking to produce more mature material still had to work within the constraints of children’s programming, with surprising and often award-winning results. Were these shows too serious for kids? Is today’s children’s programming too juvenile? Take a look at these seven (in no particular order) surprisingly dark kids’ shows of the ’90s and let us know what you think.
7. X-Men: The Animated Series
Running from October 1992 to September 1997, the popular series loosely adapted a number of famous X-Men comic book arcs and dealt with many of the same issues that the print version focused on: intolerance, isolation, predjudice, and outright racism. In true ‘90s “After School Special” style,X-Men: The Animated Series even dealt with current controversial topics, such as divorce, AIDS hysteria (in the form of the Legacy Virus), and even the effects of too much television. In this clip, Professor X manages to stop a raging Magneto… by making him relive his Holocaust experiences of fleeing from Nazis in war-stricken Europe. Yeah, that’s pretty dark.
6. ReBoot
This multiple award-winning Canadian show originally ran from 1994 to 2001 and owns the distinction of being the first computer-animated television series. ReBoot followed the adventures of sprites and binomes living within a user’s home computer, presented as the futuristic city of Mainframe. The story focused on Dot Matrix, a sprite who owned a diner at the beginning of the series, her little brother Enzo, and their relationship with Bob, the designated guardian (a form of anti-virus software) of Mainframe. The central villains were two resident viruses, the evil yet orderly Megabyte (voiced by the late Tony Jay) and his chaotic, immensely powerful but utterly insane sister Hexadecimal (voiced by Shirley Millner). While the first season was mostly self-contained episodes, the show later evolved towards following coherent, surprisingly mature story arcs that explored topics such as
death, insanity, redemption, excessive force, and in this clip below, even outright torture.
5. Spider-Man: The Animated Series
The ‘90s Spider-Man cartoon ran for five seasons from 1994-1998. In the vein of the earlier X-Men series, the show followed its own storylines but with an even looser format. Rather than adapt entire arcs, the show instead focused on incorporating popular Spider-Man characters and then creating their own arcs and even origins for these figures. The show tread into dark waters numerous times, but one of the most memorable was the introduction of notable nightmare inducer Carnage. In the original Spider-Man comics, Kletus Kasady is an outright psychopathic serial killer who becomes immensely more dangerous and unhinged after bonding with the offspring of Venom’s symbiote. In Spider-Man: The Animated Series, they instead label Kasady as just a madman, but his maniacal personality and thirst for violence is present in full force. Check out this clip of his entrance to the show:
4. Beast Wars: Transformers
The Beast Wars incarnation of the ever-popular Transformers line of toys and cartoons originally ran from 1996 to 1999. Beast Wars represented a distinct break with Transformers tradition, featuring robots disguised as animals rather than the usual vehicles (and occasional boombox… with accompanying transforming cassettes) duking it out on a prehistoric earth. Due to this fact alone, the show was initially derided by Transformers fans, but went on to earn their and really everyone else’s respect for the quality and maturity of its writing and excellent (for the time) computer animation. Ask a fan of the show what their most memorable moment is, and they’ll probably tell you it was the death of Dinobot, a proud warrior and Predacon (Beast Wars’ analog to Decepticons) who defects to the Maximals (Beast Wars’ Autobots) in rebellion against the trickery and lack of honor of his original faction. Dinobot eventually sacrifices himself (while kicking the ass of multiple opponents at once) to prevent the destruction of creatures that will evolve into the human race. Here’s a clip of the last third of that episode in full:
3. Gargoyles
Gargoyles originally ran from 1994 to 1997 and followed the adventures of nocturnal Gargoyle creatures from 994 medieval Scotland, who, after being betrayed by their human allies, are cursed to remain frozen in stone until the castle they inhabit “rises above the clouds.” In the modern day, Machiavellian billionaire David Xanatos lifts the remains of the castle to the top of his personal skyscraper, breaking the curse and awakening the gargoyles to 1994 New York City. The show consistently dealt with the ramifications of anger and long-held grudges and prejudices, alongside dealing with the alienation felt by the very human gargoyles themselves. In one thoroughly after school special-esque moment, the episode “Deadly Force,” gargoyle Broadway horses around a bit in the apartment of a friend of the group, NYPD officer (and somewhat inter-species love interest of gargoyle leader Goliath…) Elisa Maza, finds her gun, and then accidentally shoots her, which leads to this disturbing image for a children’s cartoon (there used to be a YouTube clip of this whole sequence but it’s been taken down):
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2. Exosquad
Exosquad only ran from 1993 to 1994, yet in that short time it proved itself to be one of the most somber fully realized animated shows aimed at kids. The series was a full-on war story set at the beginning of the 22nd century, a time when mankind has expanded beyond the earth, terraforming and colonizing Mars and Venus. The Neosapians, a blue-skinned artificial race created to work as slaves for the human race, revolt and capture the three inhabitable planets right in the first episode, as humanity moves its space fleet to combat a pirate menace around the outer planets of the solar system. The rest of the series details what comes to be called the Neosapian War, which sees massive casualties on both sides. The show dealt heavily in themes of racism, slavery, and self-determination, as well as the civilian and psychological costs of war. Watch the first half of episode 7 below, which opens with Exofleet officer Nara Burns detailing her recurring nightmares about the death of her family, and also includes the torture of human civilians by Neosapian military personnel attempting to weed out resistance fighters.
1. Batman: The Animated Series
This four-time Emmy award-winning series ran from 1992 to 1995 and was a formative element for almost all of my male friends who grew up watching it. Batman: The Animated Series received universal acclaim for multiple components of the series, particularly the mature and cinematic writing, the excellent voice acting (which they had all the actors record together, unlike most animated features of the time), and the dark and atmospheric art direction – a combination of dark colors, film noir, and Art Deco that created what has been described as an “otherworldly timelessness.” It was the first cartoon in decades to feature actual firearms being fired as opposed to the usual laser guns, characters were actually depicted striking one another as opposed to flashing cutaways, and unlike the two previous Marvel Comics entries that had a tendency to water down comic book arcs and characters, Batman: The Animated Series actually revitalized campy villains like Clayface and Mr. Freeze, turning them into complex, tortured individuals. See this clip (embedding has been disabled) of the downfall of Clayface, a disfigured former actor mutated by experimental cosmetic products.
90'S HEARTHROBS THEN AND NOW
With the news that yesterday was Jonathan Taylor Thomas' 30th Birthday, we started to feel really old. But then nostalgia kicked in and we started remembering the wonderful era that was the 90s and all the other teen heartthrobs it had to offer.
Below is a collection of some of the hottest teen stars of their day — some left teen stardom for real fame and continue to impress us, while other have fizzled and are better remember fondly for the work they did in their youth.
If you are shocked at how some of them have changed, you might want to grab your high school yearbook and take a good look, you've changed too.
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It comes with Dean, actually. Someone just put it near Brock when setting up the display. It happens a lot.
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WOW! They look great! My son will love them!!
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Why the hell is there a shotgun by Brock? Everyone knows Brock doesn’t use guns, guns are fruity.
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I’m in it to win it. This line could be amazing, so i’m willing to help support it.
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Rrrrrrrgh!
While I really, REALLY would do anything for Team Venture, I simply NEED to save my money what with all the wonderful games coming onto the PS3 sometime later this year (looking at you, Arkham City!). So I guess this looks like a job FOR…somebody else. XD
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I want Brock Samson. Where is the link to him?
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I ordered. They look cool, and it’s worth supporting.
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Nevermind.. they have removed waves 2 and 3 from preorder. I’m guessing they aren’t expecting to get the orders.
Found links here: http://venturebrosblog.com/category/bif-bang-pow/ (scroll way down). If you follow the links, you get a message that they were removed on Sept13
Sad Panda.
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Can you post a link to waves 2 and 3? For the life of me I can’t find them on the EE site.
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dangling not danging….
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I would be all over these if they were 6" action figures or even 5" for team-ups w/ Doctor Who & TMNT toys. I loathe 3.75" action figure lines. I’m not a fan of the fake Megos either.
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Rob, protip: when linking to something to get people to do stuff, try linking to "go here and do this" not "here". Making it as small as possible doesn’t help anybody.
/goes for a lot of things actually
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I’d love to have me some great Venture Bros figures…unfortunately these don’t look all that great.
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I was excited to hear of this line but those sculpts just do not make me want to order them
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Brock is slated to come in the 2nd wave
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Nevermind, googled it. The FAQ is on the Venture Bros Cartoon blog. http://venturebrosblog.com/category/bif-bang-pow/
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Where is this "FAQ" you mention? I can’t find it anywhere on the BBP site. Could you at least give a general idea of where it’s located so we can find it? All I can find are the twitter tweets about it, but nothing about only 3% of the required pre-orders.
Not to mention, if they were so bothered by it, maybe they should have ADVERTISED BETTER. These things just sort of snuck in there under the radar, and only recently went up on the site with no fanfare. Of course they only got 3% of the pre-orders they need, nobody even knew they were available to pre-order yet!
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They aren’t coming out until next summer at the earliest. You can order now and just make sure you put the money away when you get it. You won’t be charged anything until they ship. Try Entertainment Earth or Big Bad Toy Store. (my personal favorite)
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Well, you don’t get charged through EE until they’re actually ready to ship, so you don’t need to worry about having the cash now.
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And yet nobody ever made <i>Newsradio</i> action figures with a WNYX playset. Why, God, why?
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BBTS? Battle Beyond the Stars? I would buy those.
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Crap, the deadline’s before my birthday, when I’ll actually have some cash that I could put away in case they do get made. I’m hoping the orders pick up, I was looking forward to this, especially with a Phantom Limb I won’t have to have several series for.
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Meh, I’m still bitter over missing out on the Indiana Jones action figures.
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I preordered all 3 waves after Longbowhunter mentioned this stipulation a month ago. My ccard hasn’t been charged and I even got a free mousepad. I am totally in the same camp. Please help these to get made! IGNORE ME!
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How’s international shipping at EE? Might move my preorders there then.
Big advantage to preordering at BBTS is they hold stuff until you want to ship.
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Pre-ordered all three waves at Entertainment Earth….and I NEVER pre-order ANYTHING. For those on the fence,EE is extremely easy to deal with….they dont charge you anything until the items ship,and they give you a heads up beforehand. Please its super easy to cancel an order if you change your mind later. Please,please help me get these figures made….if you do I promise I’ll come over to your house and give you the wettest,nastiest Rusty Venture you’ve ever had!!!!!
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So BBP could make those craptacular Mego figures– that no one buys-and even when announced were told no one would buy them– they need the 3-3/4 figure wheelhouse to meet a minimum..– And once again we are supposed to preorder without seeing any final sculpts– and as much as I would pick these out when they hit retail– they could turn out like the recent Tron or POTC figures– and I wont buy those even when they hit clearance– if the preview pictures on EE are the example of the sculpting we are going to see in the final product– just let this line die an early death– before starting and not even making it to wave 2
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Wait, am I reading the page wrong or is Brock not included in this preorder wave?
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So should I be preordering at Entertainment Earth instead or something?
Given how BBTS doesn’t have a Wave 2 preorder out, for that matter.
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